This is an updated list of all the guinea pigs that are ready to be adopted. All guinea pigs are healthy and easy to care for and we hope you consider adopting one of these floofy bois or girls! What are the pros of having a guinea pig you may ask? Well, these guinea pigs can fly, speak 6 languages and can sing opera. They are genetically superior to all other pets and you would be a fool not to adopt..
Name: Batman
Gender: Male
Age: 2
Skills: Swinging from roof tops, speaking in a really gravelly voice, brooding, missing his dead parents
***Warning! Will sneak out at night to protect Gotham***
Name: Jessie Appleseed
Gender: Female
Age: 3
Skills: Journeying across America bringing the gift of apple seeds to settlers, planting trees, eating apples
Name: Mighty Mouse
Gender: Male
Age: 6 months
Skills: Being very smol, can lift 17x his own body weight, defies the laws of physics, can help with household chores
